Lady Oly:

My brother would love to meet you. Are you free this evening?

Jaime Lannister

( In Which a Goddess Gets Lost )

I've seen neither hide nor hair of you since returning from that great popcorn bowl in the sky. That means you're up to something, as like as not. Where the hell are you, brother mine?

I happen to have made the acquaintance of a wench you'd find most winsome. A man could think the Seven had created her especially for you.

Your loving brother,

( It had occurred to Gustav that it seemed to be autumn again, and he should have had a birthday by now )

( 'I'm the bloody Kingslayer, remember? When I say you have honor, that’s like a whore vouchsafing your maidenhood.' - Jaime Lannister to Brienne of Tarth, at White Sword Tower )

Strictly speaking, Turlough did not need to hold office hours. He did not have an office, therefore it'd be silly to hold hours for them.

However, today was an unusually hot day, so hot that Turlough's dressed down in short shorts and has the door and windows of the hut open, so he figures he might as well ( Read more... )

((Backdated to just after this NSFW travesty committed upon the poor Internets.))

( It almost seems like you're avoiding me/I'm OK alone, but you've got something I need )

It had been far too long since Tyrion had held prefect hours. And it had been far too long since his mun had done anything with him ( Read more... )

Open RP: Shego and anyone who happens to be in the Slytherin common roomShego left the Sorting Room, pleased with herself at having been Sorted into Slytherin. Like it was even a question of where she might end up - green was her favorite color! Well, it was either that or that 'Bitchiwitch' place, but this seemed far more suited to her ( Read more... )

The house elves continued to insist that Yukimura think of something to do with the Sorting Hat's gift of cheese. Well, it was more they insist he ate it, but that was completely undesirable ( Read more... )